1. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A 66 Ford
Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, or 64 Pontiac GTO?
2. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be
harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Budweisers will it take to cut the trees?
3. A front porch is constructed of 2×8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet
and the porch length is 16 feet. The
porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
4. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man
has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man’s land?
5. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45mph.
The brakes fail. Given the average traffic on secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle
that has a muffler?
6. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift.
A gas warning is issued at the beginning of
3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
7. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been
bypassed by the interstate to breed a
Country-western singer?
How do you know when you’re staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
How do you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There’s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Tennessee?
Documentaries.